Whatever you have, that you’re discontented with, is someone else’s dream life. Keep it in perspective.
Don’t mistake someone having internet access for someone worth listening to. They don’t often overlap.
Make a habit of resurrecting long-dead web entities in an effort to stave off boredom.
Any ambition that doesn’t ultimately terminate on helping people is vain conceit and selfish living.
The international airport terminal is like all the people-watching amazingness you’ve ever experienced…times a billion.
When planning, measure road trips in miles, not in how long they took you to drive in college (when you thought of speed limits as suggestions for old people.)
The size of your collection of screenprinted t-shirts should be roughly proportional to your ability to grow hair on your head.
Phlebotomy is a fun word to say. Just try it. Phhhhllleeeebotomy. It really rolls off the veins.
Summer evenings spent outdoors are lovely, but bring with them the welcome relaxation vs. being willing mosquito food conundrum.